Party Talk by Beyond Force
- HERE IS ANOTHER BYTERAPERS PRODUCTION CALLED ' PARTY TALK! ' RELEASED ON THE X-MEN-DEATHSTAR-PHALANX-OVERLOAD PARTY(AMIGA...) ALL CODE?? AND TEXT WRITING BY THE NEW BOSS OF BYTERAPERS, ROCKSTAR. SOME GROUPS DON'T WANNA HAVE A LEADER BUT IT HAS WORKED FINE WITH US TIL NOW. GRENDEL HAS STOPPED SWAPPING AND HIS JOB AND NO-ONE KNOWS WHAT HE'S GONNA DONOW... WELL MAYBE HE'LL JUST RETIRE AS THE GREATEST PARTY-PIG IN OUR WONDERFUL GANG OF CRACKERS AND HACKERS!!!! OK NOW FUCK SPACE TO READ ALL THE SORDID DETAILS FROM OUR LATEST PARTYTRIP... BYE... - LLVMMFDNTOFP OOLQRST - >PROUDLY REPORTSA - ON: APRIL 10TH 1989 - RBHJOLG^MCCONDF - HI EVERYBODY!!L C - HERE'S ROCKSTAR BRINGING YOU SOME AWESOME PARTY TALK ABOUT THE(OFCOZ) IKARI-ZARGON PARTY IN EASTER 1989, PLACED IN SLAGELSE, DENMARK. BUT FIRST THE CREDITS BEFORE I FORGET ITL. - MUSIC BY BJERREGAARD, CHARS BY SPHINX AND THE REST(WHAT REST??L. - ) BY ME, ROCKSTARP!R OKL.G - NOW IT'S WEEK AFTER THE EVENT I'M WRITING THIS. THE PARTY STARTED ON THURSDAY, BUT GRENDEL LEFT FINLAND ALREADY ON MONDAY, BECAUSE HE AND NEW AGE WERE GONNA VISIT AMIGA EXPO IN COPENHAGEN BEFORE ENTERING THE PARTY. SO I HAD TO TRAVEL THERE ALONE, 'COS ME AND GRENDEL WERE THE ONLY FINNS(NATURALLY!!) TO BE AT THE MEETING. WELL YET IN THE FIRST BOAT I PROVED I'M A TRUE RAPERL. - NOT BAD..THAT 16 YEAR OLD VIRGINL.C - (HAHA!!). OK WELL THEN A REAL BORING TRIP THROUGH SWEDEN AND THEN TO COPENHAGEN WHERE I WAITED ABOUT ONE HOUR AND THEN TOOK THE TRAIN TO SLAGELSE. WHEN I FINALLY WAS IN TOWN I COULDN'T BELIEVE I REALLY WAS THERE AND STILL ALIVEL.G- AFTER SOME WANDERING AROUND THE TOWN I ACTUALLY FOUND THE PARTYPLACE QUITE EASILY AND JUST STEPPED IN. I LOOKED AROUND TO SEE THE (B)-STAND BUT I FOUND NOTHING! THEN SUDDENLY A VOICE EVEN TOO FAMILIAR SHOUTED SOMEWHERE NEAR: VOI VITTU! VOI VITTU! VOI VITTU VANHA PERSLAPIKIN ON RAAHANNU ITSENSA TANNEP!T - YEP. IT WAS GRENDEL THEREL.C - THIS TIME A REAL PLEASURE TO SEE HIM!! BUT FUCK THEN THE BAD NEWS: RT WASN'T GONNA ARRIVE BEFORE NEXT MORNING SO WE HAD TO USE OTHER PEOPLES MACHINES UNTIL THENP. - SPECIAL THANKS TO FAIRLIGHT AND TRIAD FOR THATL.X C - AT THIS POINT I'D LIKE TO SAY A BIG HI TO ALL THE COOL PEOPLE WE MET THERE LIKE: EPIDEMIC/ ONLINE, GURAN/TRIAD(!!), VEDA/ GP+FE(HI THERE REAL NICE TO MEET YA!!), MOSH AND GOBLIN/AGILE, ALL THE COOL COSMOS GUYS,L - STRIDER,BACCHUS AND THE OTHER NICE FAIRLIGHT(FLTP!*HAHA) GUYSL.C - , ZEPHYR/MECHANIX, WALTER/711(NICE SURPRISE TO WAKE UP ALMOST NAKED EVERYONE LAUGHING AT YOU!! HEHEL. - ), NICE GUYS IN DOMINATORSL. - , ROBIN OF FLEXIBLE AND MANY MANY MORE COOL GROUPS'N'PEOPLEL.L G - OK WELL THEN THE FIRST NIGHT WE DRANK A LITTLE BEER AND TALKED TO MANY COOL PEOPLE. I HAD HAD SO MUCH SLEEP WHEN TRAVELLING THAT I DIDN'T SLEEP AT ALL 1ST NIGHT. ALSO THAT NIGHT GRENDEL DECIDED TO HAND THE LEADERSHIP OF BYTERAPERS TO ME(ROCKSTAR THAT IS, OFCOZ) B-COZ HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME ANYMORE TO TAKE CARE OF ALL THE THINGS IT TAKES TO LEAD SUCH A COOL AND FAMOUS GROUP AS BYTERAPERS. AND WHEN THE SUN WAS RISING I STARTED TO CRACK THE SOME GAMESL. - HOURS PASSED AND I WAS CRACKING AND GRENDEL WAS MISSINGP!C - IT SEEMS THAT NO-ONE REALLY KNOWS WHERE THE FUCK HE WAS OVER 12 HOURS. THE FUNNIEST THING IS THAT GRENDEL DIDN'T KNOW IT HIMSELF EITHER WHEN PEOPLE ASKED HIMP!C - ALL HE KNEW WAS THAT SUDDENLY HE NOTICED THAT HE WAS IN SOME PLACE VERY DARK!! HE WAS IN THE SCHOOL ELEVATOR, IN THE GROUND FLOORP!C - SEVERAL PEOPLE LAUGHED IN TERROR WHEN HE WAS TELLING EVERYBODY WHERE HE HAD SPENT THE NIGHTP!GR OK SO FRIDAY WAS VERY COOL, FILLED WITH CRACKING, CODING, WATCHING FILMS, LAUGHING AT LAMERS(WELL THERE WEREN'T ACTUALLY THAT MANY, BUT THE ONES THERE REALLY WERE THE LAMEST, FOR EXAMPLE DR.COOL OF LEVEL 99!! COME ON TLI GUYS KICK HIS ASS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. SOME GUYS(2L0N ADL.C - ) EVEN THOUGHT THAT HE AND HIS LAMER FRIENDS WERE MEMBERS OF (B) B-COZ THEY WERE ALWAYS LAMING THERE NEXT TO OUR STAND !C - ) YEAH AND MANYMANY MORE COOL THINGS HAPPENED BEFORE THE NEXT NIGHT WHEN THE BOOZING STARTED AGAIN HEAVIER THAN EVER!!P C - GRENDEL HAD ALREADY DISAPPEARED SOMEWHERE WITH NEW AGE AND OTHER DUDES WHEN ME(ROCKSTAR), SKY OF (B) AND GURAN FROM TRIAD LEFT TO TOWN TO TRASH SOME PUBS AND DISCOSP.P C - AND SO WE HAD SOME REAL COOL TIME VISITING ALL THOSE PLACES AND DRINKING LIKE HELLL.L C - AND THE LAST PLACE WE WENT TO WAS A RATHER COOL DISCO WHERE WE FOUND PLENTY OF OTHER HACKERS PARTYING THEIR BRAINS OUT(INCLUDING GRENDEL AND KARL XIIL. - ) BUT WHAT THE HELL IS GRENDEL CARRYING??L! - SOME DUDES TOLD ME THAT THE PLANT( ! - ) HE WAS CARRYING WAS TAKEN FROM SOME CAFE NEARBYL.C - FROM THAT BUSH HE GAME 'FLOWERS' TO SOME GIRLIES BUT IT DIDN'T SEEM TO WORK THAT GOODL.& HAHAHAHAT!L C - ALL RIGHT THEN WE STAYED THERE QUITE A LONG TIME BEFORE I TOOK TAXI BACK TO THE PARTYPLACE WITH SOME FLT(HA!) GUYS, I SUPPOSEL.C - WHEN WE GOT THERE IT SEEMED THAT THE ONLY GUYS DOIN' REALLY SUMTHIN' WERE IKARI, COSMOS AND SUMOTHERSL.C - YEP AND STRIDER OFCOZ DRINKING BEER AND SHOUTING(THAT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD BE YEAHP!F)X C - THEN I DECIDED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP 'COZ I HADN'T HAD ANY SLEEP FOR GOD KNOWS HOW MANY HOURSL.C - SO I TOOK MY SLEEPING BAG AND FELL ASLEEP IN SOME ROOM FREE OF NOISEP.L C - WHEN I FINALLY WOKE UP I NOTICED THAT THE DEMO-COMPETITION WAS WELL GOING ONL.C - NO PANIC B-COZ THERE WAS UNFORTUNATELY NO (B)-DEMO TO ENTER THE COMPO BUT ANYWAY I SLUMBERED THERE TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE'S DEMOS. AND WELL WELL THERE WERE ACTUALLY QUITE ALOT OF GOOD DEMOS TAKING PART TO THE COMPETITIONL.C - BY THE WAY THE GROUPS WHO RELEASED NEW CRACKS THERE WERE AT LEAST BYTERAPERS(OFCOZ, YA FOOL!!), IKARI(GOING FOR NUMBER ONE AGAIN, I FINK!!), DOMINATORS, COSMOS, FAIRLIGHT AND MAYBE?? SOME OTHERSP./ - AND THE MAGS RELEASED WERE AT LEAST ILLEGAL AND LC - P, REAL NICE BOTHP.T C - OK THEN SOON WE HAD TO GET PACKING OUR THINGS AS EVERYBODY ELSE SEEMED TO BE DOINGL.C - JUST WHEN WE WERE LEAVING, FAIRLIGHT AND HORIZON WERE HAVING SOME KIND OF WAR OR SUMTHIN(BLAH..) AGAINST IKARI. BUT THEN WE HAD TO LEAVEL.C - AND SO WE(NEW AGE,GRENDEL,ME,SKY AND PHRED/FLT) DROVE IN NEW AGE'S NOISY CAR TO SVERIGE(SWEDENL.C - HA..). IN CUSTOMS WHEN THE MAN ASKED NEW AGE IF WE HAD ANYTHING TO DECLARE, HE REPLIED SOMETHING LIKE: 'YEP WE'VE HIJACKED SOME COMPUTERS FROM RUSSIA AND WE'RE NOW IMPORTING 'EM HEREP! - AND EVERYONE LAUGHED IN HYSTERICSP.C - THE MAN TOLD HIM TO OPEN THE BACK OF THE CAR BUT WHEN HE SAW HOW IT WAS JUST FILLED WITH DIFFERENT KINDS OF JUNK HE JUST TOLD US TO GO ONL. - AND WE DROVE THEN THE LPO - NG WAY TO NEW AGE'S PLACE AND SLEEPED THEREL.GU AND IN THE MORNING ME AND GRENDEL TOOK THE TRAIN TO STOCKHOLM, WHERE WE VISITED DR.STAR/(B) AND THEN GOT TO THE BOAT, WHICH WAS GOING BACK TO THE DEAR FINLAND. THERE(IN THE BOAT..) I TOOK A SHOWER AND THEN WE WENT TO DISCO AND STARTED DRINKING DRINKS AFTER DRINKS AFTER DRINKS - WHOUH I REALLY HAVE TO STOP WRITING THIS BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW AND GET SOME SLEEP BEFORE I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN(UGLYUGLYUGLYUGLY PUNRKKP!C - ). THERE ARE MANY FUNNY INCIDENTS, COOL FRIENDS AND THINGS I HAVEN'T BE TALKING ABOUT. FORGIVE ME PLEASE BUT I GUESS YOU DON'T WANNA READ THIS FUCKING SCROLLER THE REST OF YOUR LIFE EITHERL.C - SO BE TUNED AND CATCH ME ON NEXT PARTIES I WILL BE, SUCH AS: X-MEN-DEATHSTAR-PHALANX-OVERLOAD PARTY HERE IN FINLAND(THIS PIECE OF CODE WILL PROBABLY BE RELEASED THEREL. - ) AND HORIZON-EQUINOXE PARTY I HOPEP. - AND THEN LOADSA PARTIES IN SUMMERP!L C - OKAY DUDES I REALLY HAVE TO STOP NOW. SPECIAL FUCKINGS TO THESE PEOPLE WHO INTERRUPTED MY CONCENTRATED TEXT-WRITING BY CALLING ME: HAZOR FROM BEYOND FORCE, TMB OF BROWBEAT(AXION IS DEAD! LONG LIVE AXION!!) AND A LAMER WHO WANTED TO SWAPL.G[ YEAHH BY THE WAY IF YOU'RE A PERSON WITH NEW ORIGINALS READY TO SUPPLY FINLAND'S NUMBER ONE WITH THEM OR A VERY COOL DOOD ANYWAY THEN TRY WRITING ME: JUHO TUNKELO - SINIPIIANPOLKU 5 - 60150 SEINAJOKI - FINLAND OR TRY DIALLING THIS NUMBA: 358-64-142442(ASK FOR JUHO OR JUST ROCKSTARL. - ) ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT THIS TIME I GUESSL.C - JUST KEEP LOOKING OUT FOR THOSE TERA CRACKS FROM THE MEGA-GIGA-TERA-FAME-FUCKING-COOL BYTERAPERS INCORPORATED INTERNATIONALP!X - (B) ROCKSTAR OF BYTERAPERSP! - BUSINESS AS ITS BESTX - A PAIN IN YOUR ARSET - WHEN BEST IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH -